Bloom Smoothie’s flowers are super chunky and dense, hard as rocks really! They have a very desirable leaf to calyx ratio and a unique blocky structure that is very special. Her buds are mostly lime green in color with some thin brick red hairs, but the sheer content of resin makes those flowers really pop, with any colors more or less hidden under a thick blanket of frost. Smell: A +++ !!! In my humble opinion, the Bloom Smoothie has the best aromatic qualities of anything in the entire Sacred Garden roster. She is incredibly pungent with a sweet and sour nose that is very reminiscent of Tropicanna Cookies or Tangie. It is creamy and insanely citrusy with a serious chem funk on the back end. Picture a creamsicle covered in kerosene, and suddenly you have the terpene profile of Bloom Smoothie. She is a very serious head-turner and truly ranks as a 10/10 on the smell.
SO INSANELY TASTY! Immediately on the inhale, the consumer is hit with an intense rush of sweet and sour citrus much like clementines, but not just in the fruity way, it has the same bit of astringency found in an orange rind. Her smoke is sweet, but not too sweet with flavors balanced on the exhale with a bit of chemical cleaner sharpness combined with heavy woody and incense notes, and hints of mothballs. The super-rich “Trop” flavor coats the mouth and you can taste it even minutes after a hit. Truly flavorful from the start to finish of a session! Superb connoisseur quality herb!
Bloom Smoothie is a super strong sativa-leaning hybrid when it comes to her effects. In some ways, she feels very uplifting but at the same time, the Bloom Smoothie’s smoke feels almost downright incapacitating. While a mild and enjoyable body buzz is indeed present, the effects are very heavily cerebral. In smaller doses, the Bloom Smoothie can feel quite uplifting, but the smoke can go from motivating to stupefying real quickly, and because of the strength of the effects, she can become almost narcotic in higher doses. Brain synapses slow dramatically, and an intense head high sets in quickly along with strong mental effects. In high doses the smoke borders on being psychedelic. It makes music sound different, and will make things “sparkle”. The effects are super strong and long-lasting, definitely not for beginners! While it leans Sativa, this strain can be good for either day or night depending on dosage!
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Great products, excellent and compassionate staff who always go the extra mile to make sure you get the right products for you!! The prices are reasonable because a little goes a long way. We don’t feel like patients we feel like family!
This has been my favorite dispensary in Santa Fe for years. They have a fantastic selection of products, the bud tenders are savvy and can ring you up or talk with you knowledgeably about how to get the most from your cannabis. They have a rewards program too…
Amazing service!! Excellent quality!! They have happy hour pricing and it is so worth it!! To the young man who helped me and mom today, Sunday afternoon 9/10/2023, thank you!!
You gotta stop by Sacred Garden, they grow the best cannabis! Beyond the fact their strains are consistently more potent in THC than any dispensary in New Mexico, it’s the consistently-robust terpene profiles that elevate their flower to another level…
This is *the* best dispensary in Santa Fe, hands down. It’s super clean and chic, the bud is phenomenal, and don’t even get me *started* on the staff!! All of the staff is incredibly knowledgeable and kind, though I will say that Keynan is THE BEST BUD TENDER IN THE STATE….
It’s a great space, the customer service is exceptional and the environment is clean! That of course, it’s just a part of it the medical cannabis there is always a high quality and the tenders always steer you in the right direction!